Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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