how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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