An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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