ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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