In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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