i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.