Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(705): View more from Ontario

i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole

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(818): View more from California

I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on

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(303): View more from Colorado

Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.

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(360): View more from Washington

it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me

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(443): View more from Maryland

Two words: blizzard sex

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(609): View more from New Jersey

This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.

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