If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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