sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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