On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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