That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?