the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!