i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.