And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im holly from the hills drunk
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs