just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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