Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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