Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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