I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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