so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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