he wants to bone in the snuggie
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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