brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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