Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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