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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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