I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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