guess who came home with a hottie last night
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.