I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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