So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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