vagina is talking i cant
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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