dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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