hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize