no, he came in my armpit
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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