I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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