wanna go halves on a baby?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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