my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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