i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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