discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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