it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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