oh god the rape fog is back!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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