I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Oh god it's open bar.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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