We won't sleep together?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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