New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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