escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.