they're staring at me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world