The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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