im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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