Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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