You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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