no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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