i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...