why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation