i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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