she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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