due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.