i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm just crazy horny about you
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped