I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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