if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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