So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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